F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

June 14, 2007

Contrary to female consensus, Lululemon pants do NOT look good on everyone. Admittedly, they can take moderately unshapely bum and make it a little easier on the eyes, but just because they’re stretchy and you can push the limits of their elasticity by pulling them up over that buffalo honche/hoof/rump combo you call a lower body doesn’t mean that they’re doing anything to diminish your size–they’re just smoothing it out. And, realistically, at that size, nothing but a moo-moo is going to be less offensive.

It’s as if some of the more rotund women here in Vancouver feel obliged to wear these otherwise sexy pants as a badge of honour because the company was founded here. It’s not. It’s gross. And it makes God mad at you.

As for this weekend, I’m peacing out to Tofino:

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3 Responses to “F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5”

  1. jayphill said

    the best part about this post is the fact that i FUCKING HATE lululemon… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the only way you can work there is if you were born with a giant stick in your ASS.

  2. So I’ve heard. It’s all about keeping up appearances, really.

  3. jenn said

    also juicy sweatpants. i had a conversation today about how much i hate them. it’s mainly asian girls who wear them and more often than not it’s rather “healthy” looking girls…i can’t remember who told me this but a girl on a larger size was wearing juicy pants that said “extra juicy”…ewww.

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